do you ever feel like a plastic swag
To celebrate the release of The Lego Movie on DVD/BR in the UK in a couple of days, I’m putting this shirt up for sale on redbubble in all the astronaut colours (and because it looks like qwertee won’t get this printed). Also available in iphone case, ipad case, and sticker flavour (amongst others) yum yum.
wait until my brother goes to turn on the receiver tomorrow
wearing these during sex
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
i kinda want to draw everything of mother 3 plot so if i do that will probraby will look like this boney
Sounds like the best party ever.
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.